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Get Twerk!

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Pringles: Mid 20's, new photo teacher, has a mustache like the Pringles man, a bit crazy

Kimi: 17, a senior and Photo 4 student, not exactly okay with having a new teacher, but usually able to put up with him until he lets her stuff get damaged, lost, or stolen

Scene: Pringles' classroom. The desks and computers are moved again, the fourth new arrangement this week. Cold, smells of old coffee and dirty snow. Too early to function.

Kimi walks into Pringles' room, noticing everything is moved yet again. She goes to the computer where she left her project open the day before.

Kimi (sighing): I wish I could save this stupid thing so I didn't have to leave it open, if only SOMEBODY watched people's things like he promises. LYING won't get him very far here. That was an expensive flash drive, too!

Pringles enters, hears Kimi and, trying to be unheard, moves to his desk. Kimi hears him, however, and turns to face him.

Pringles: Oh, God. Here we go.

Kimi: OH, why HELLO, Pringles. Did you find my flash drive yet? I really doubt it, you can't even watch it when you're asked, why would you look for it?

Kimi turns on the monitor to see that the computer has been reset.

Kimi (ranting): WHAT?! You let it get turned off when my project was still open?! First you let my figurines for the diorama get stolen, those were expensive by the way, then this! You allowed my flash drive to get taken, and let the computer get turned off before I could bring in another one to save it?!? Pringles, you - you know how angry you make me?? I thought I could trust you but apparently not!

Pringles: Kimi, you know I found your flash drive under the desk? If you only knew how to shut your damned mouth...

Pringles throws Kimi her flash drive.

Kimi: Well, at least now I can redo my project. Fuck.

Pringles: What did you-

Kimi (quickly): Nothing.. (She quickly logs into the computer and loads the flash drive to start the project over.) I still can't..

Kimi looks at the screen to see that it was in fact saved. Her cheeks turn red as she realizes how much she overreacted. Pringles hovers behind her when he hears her silence.

Pringles (cocky): What was that? Hmm? I'm sorry, Pringles? I should have looked at everything before I said something, Pringles? I'll do my event photos, Pringles? Kimi, you know you annoy the hell out of me sometimes. Now, get twerk!

Everyone dies because of Pringles' bad, bad word pun.
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